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kacpi123



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PostPosted: Wed Aug 10, 2016 8:39 pm    Post subject: hilarious joke about doctor Reply with quote

Patient: Doctor help me please, every time I drink a cup of coffee I get this intense stinging in my eye.

Doctor: I suggest you remove the spoon before drinking.
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Matty82



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PostPosted: Wed Aug 10, 2016 9:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hehe, I like. It made the wife giggle too
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 05, 2021 2:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Doctor: Hello
Me: Hey
Doctor: How are you?
Me: Am fine
Doctor: Next patient please
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OttoGabriel



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PostPosted: Tue Apr 06, 2021 7:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Doctor's wife doesn't eat apples. Very Happy especially during the day Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing (an apple a day keeps...)
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 22, 2021 10:36 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Doctor: You are very sick. You need surgery.
Patient: Can I get a second opinion?
Doctor: You are also very ugly.[/b]
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 01, 2021 8:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The doctor gave me three months to live. So I fired a bullet into his head.

The judge gave me 60 years. Problem solved!
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